Drove me to Drink

Is Jack Dawson the same person as Jay Gatsby?….There certainly is a resemblance… :)

Is Jack Dawson the same person as Jay Gatsby?….There certainly is a resemblance… :)

Saw him a few months ago and it is such a shame that the world has lost his immense talent.

Saw him a few months ago and it is such a shame that the world has lost his immense talent.

Sharks have a week named after me.

When men go to the grocery store...

Me: Were they out of the soup? (Local co-op makes awesome homemade soup)

S: They had it but it had oysters in it so I didn't get it.

Me: The Wild Mushroom soup has oysters in it?

S: Yep, ingredients were written beside it.

Me: Oysters or oyster mushrooms?

S: uhhhh....oh....damn.

if someone offered you $10,000 in cash what would you do with it?

esofine:

I would pay off my car.

And then I’d go buy myself a pair of Manolo Blahniks. Or this Chanel bag:

Because if someone offered me $10,000 in cash, I’d need to have a little fun.

Love the bag but on a side note: did Lauren Conrad get a boob job?

(Source: indieless)

Does anyone else have crazy dreams when they drink red wine? I don’t when I drink white wine or beer, etc but when I drink red it’s like my dreams took peyote.

In hold with Verizon because I can’t call or text my mom and get thru…only her, no one else. A sign???