-W. C. Fields
Me: Were they out of the soup? (Local co-op makes awesome homemade soup)
S: They had it but it had oysters in it so I didn't get it.
Me: The Wild Mushroom soup has oysters in it?
S: Yep, ingredients were written beside it.
Me: Oysters or oyster mushrooms?
I would pay off my car.
And then I’d go buy myself a pair of Manolo Blahniks. Or this Chanel bag:
Because if someone offered me $10,000 in cash, I’d need to have a little fun.
Love the bag but on a side note: did Lauren Conrad get a boob job?