Drove me to Drink

There is a guy called DJ Mustard, real name Dijon (for real), that has a life size gold and diamond mustard bottle necklace……the more you know.

There is a guy called DJ Mustard, real name Dijon (for real), that has a life size gold and diamond mustard bottle necklace……the more you know.

Really??? Spoonful of Sugar Sexy Mary Poppins…wow.

Really??? Spoonful of Sugar Sexy Mary Poppins…wow.

Side sleeper problems

Does anyone else’s ear hurt when they sleep on the same side all night? No…yea…me either.

Someone thought it would be fun to play in a fire ant bed so now they have to stand in a bowl of Epsom salt water.

Someone thought it would be fun to play in a fire ant bed so now they have to stand in a bowl of Epsom salt water.

No diss….

No diss….

At my home office you know Fall
Is coming when these ladies show up. 

(I know all geese aren’t girls but in my mind they are)

At my home office you know Fall
Is coming when these ladies show up.

(I know all geese aren’t girls but in my mind they are)

Seen at the football game. This is not okay.

Seen at the football game. This is not okay.

Have you guys has this Lucky Buddha beer? Really good and I plan to cut the necks off the bottles and use the bottles as part of table arrangements for an event. Money well spent.

Have you guys has this Lucky Buddha beer? Really good and I plan to cut the necks off the bottles and use the bottles as part of table arrangements for an event. Money well spent.

Anyone tell me what brand this is? Bought from a designer re-sell shop and the girl at the desk wasn’t sure but thought it was a brand they sell at Anthrolopologie. Anyone recognize it?

Anyone tell me what brand this is? Bought from a designer re-sell shop and the girl at the desk wasn’t sure but thought it was a brand they sell at Anthrolopologie. Anyone recognize it?

Badass Ben Affleck (like in Runner Runner) is way hotter than regular, nice guy Ben Affleck.